Thursday, 11 August 2011

still down with manifestations

Eye witness descriptions of Moth Man have many variables. Moth Man is well known for his ability to manifest. Having said that, two characteristics regarding ol' Moth Man's appearance remain consistent across the board of each witnesses account. Firstly; his red hypnotic eyes, and secondly his taupe dick. 
That's right, the old dog is a father to no one.

Moth Man gets a lot of bad press. My fellow ARTERIES and I fight a constant battle, doing everything we can to bring this cryptid love machine's good name to justice.
'Still Tight With Moth Man' shirts coming to a punk show near you this October...

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